| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Apr. 12th, 2019 - old news |
Mithril 2019 - Recap Darn Earthlings, you are alot more resilient than we had first anticipated. Your body is weak but you populate like cockroaches. The all mighty claw will be very displeased with your refusal to die. Our reports will confirm that you are very unaccomadating to your utter extinction. We do like the Sheldon character from your earth program Big Bang Theory. It is very comedic how you think that you might have any idea how the universe was created. All hail the claw creator of all that is in the cube of existence. |
| - Pascal S |
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| Jan. 28th, 2019 - old news |
Mithril 2019 mid-season roundup We were not ready for your dirty earthling tactics. Now, with our superior intelects, we have devised a human proof plan that will leave you sniveling earthlings begging for mercy. All hail the Claw! Earth shall be ours soon and our interstelar couples therapy retreat will be ready for the commander. Not that he needs it but it’s nice sometimes to take a step back and evaluate what you have. Puny humans! |
| - Pascal S |
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