| Bulletin board from the coach |
| May 16th, 2010 - old news |
I Made Dave Sad Again As in previous seasons, Dave's game against me was a fucking mess. In the first game ever for the Pro Elves, the Romantics killed one lineman, gave another a strength down and held Dave to 7 SPP and 20k in winnings. Not a good start to the season, but it could be worse. He could have his ghouls. |
| - Chris |
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| May 10th, 2010 - old news |
Who's Tougher? Porn Stars or the Mob? Apparently, Porn Stars...
After a brutal first season, the Hopeless Romantics worked hard over the off-season. From pumping iron to pumping cocks, injesting white protein shakes and two-a-day workout sessions, they came prepared to play. The gnomes had no answer for the relentless elven attack, their godfather contemplating concession after fielding only 6 players.
"It felt good..." Savannah was quoted as saying after the game, "I think I am going to go out, get high, crash my car and shoot myself in the face." |
| - Chris |
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