| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Oct. 25th, 2009 - old news |
Men Without Hats In a disturbing trend, the Devas' last two opponent's coaches traditionally wear hats. However, during the last two games, neither Keith or Todd wore their customary headwear. This is an obvious attempt to through me off my game and rest assured, will not work. |
| - Chris |
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| Oct. 4th, 2009 - old news |
I Made Dave Sad Dave's team suffered serious damage and the coach's spirit was crushed during his recent 4-0 thrashing at the hands of the Devas. Of note was two deaths as a result of random events (one crowd push and one thrown rock) and then a firing due to a sustained injury. Two of the players leaving the team were ghouls, so it is debatable whether this is actually a loss or a gain for the team. |
| - Chris |
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| Sep. 27th, 2009 - old news |
Use Joel's Dice In a recent set back for Joel's team, the Devas handed the Underworld a crushing 4-1 loss.
It became evident that Joel's dice have an affinity for rolling 1's a lot, especially during his turn.
In the post game interview, Joel admitted that his brother didn't love him and he has proof of this.
"They were originally his and he gave them to me. I only wish we still lived together so I could smother him while he sleeps." |
| - Chris |
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| Sep. 13th, 2009 - old news |
I Survived Connor In a recent game, the Devas survived becoming a "Todd" at the hands of the Berserkers, actually managing to tie the much hated team. Only one member of the Devas did not live to make it back to the strip club, a zombie with block.
Of note was an emergency call to acting assistant deputy commish Joel for a rule interpretation. |
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