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| Oct. 14th, 2018 |
Recipe for Challenge 5 Nurgle steak and potatoes
Chop up your nurgle in one inch steaks
Season well cause the meat is foul
Cut potatoes in pieces and boil till tender
Mash potatoes with cream cheese and milk
Finish by adding steaks to the barby. |
| - Pascal S |
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| Oct. 11th, 2018 |
Recipe for challenge 4 Hair soup
We had trouble finding food this time but our fearless leader Tso found some rakes so we could pick up the hair left on the field by all those beastmen.
We got a big bag of hair and lawn clippings
Add water and simmer on low for a while
Tastes like wet dog but we need the energy for our next match. |
| - Pascal S |
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| Oct. 1st, 2018 |
Recipe for round 3 match Paddy cakes
All you need is poop and your choice of cookie cutter.
Nothing says defeat like eating shit. |
| - Pascal S |
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| Sep. 15th, 2018 |
Recipe for Round 2 match Kicking chicken with elfo candy glaze
Find a chicken that runs like an elf
Take it’s head off like i tried to do to those guys
Stuff the chicken with habanero peppers
Plantain, onions, garlic, carrots, celery
Cover it with tin foil
Put it in the oven at 350 till almost cooked
Then remove foil to get skin crispy
Get elfo candy and put it in pan with oil
Add blood, pepper, use the habaneros from the chicken chop some up and add to pan
When it thickens up drizzle it over sliced chicken. |
| - Pascal S |
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| Sep. 14th, 2018 |
Recipe for Challenge 3 Bloody Mary
We use the real blood here
Add some worcestershire sauce
Tabasco sauce
Pickel or lemon juice
And a good 2 fingers of vodka
P.S. i like to make the peace sign with my 2 fingers. |
| - Pascal S |
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| Sep. 7th, 2018 |
Recipe of Round 1 match Blood Pudding
Collect the blood of all your injured enemies
1 cup of cooked rice to soak up the blood
1 finely chopped onion
1/2 cup of rolled oats
A bit of 5 spice and pepper
Add everything to a pan
Put it in the oven at 175
Until it is cooked through
Voila! It is ready
P.S. Mummy blood is very hard to extract. You might want to soak it down like powdered milk. |
| - Pascal S |
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| Sep. 4th, 2018 |
Recipe for challenge 2 Dwarf stew
Chop up the Dwarf in one inch cubes
Sear meat in pan with coconut oil
3 cloves of garlic sliced
1 onion minced
2 carrots diced
3 large potatoes diced
2 celery sticks diced
2 cups of water
Beef bouillon
Pepper and salt to taste
1 tea spoon Basil
1 tea spoon Mustard seed
Add everything to a pot and bring to a boil on hi
Then lower temperature to a simmer until all is cooked.
You can serve with a table spoon of sour cream. |
| - Pascal S |
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| Sep. 2nd, 2018 |
Recipe of the match Challenge 1 Vegetable broth.
Pick all the grass out of your teeth
Collect the all the tears of failure
2 cup of water
1 carrot
1 celery stick
Chives
Heat on hi till simmering,
Put on low heat for another 10 mins.
Stiring occasionally. |
| - Pascal S |
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